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God Hates Figs
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God Hates Figs
I found this online and couldn’t resist posting it… I mean after all, it’s True. It says so in The Bible.
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- Movie Roast: Top Gun
@Screenland Theater in The Crossroads
9:30 PM - Friday, April 27th 2012
9:30 PM - Saturday, April 28th 2012
CCC has a missile lock and is taking the shot on Top Gun coming in April. The quintessential 80′s action movie gets roasted by CounterClockwise Comedy in high style. Silhouettes in the dark, shirtless oiled-up volleyball montages set to Kenny Loggins cheese-rock and all 5’7″ of Tom Cruise’s dripping machismo will have no where to hide. It’s going to be a good one.*
Advance Tix - $10 Online
Box Office Tix - $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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- Movie Roast: Back to the Future
@Screenland Theater in The Crossroads
7:00 PM - Friday, March 9th 2012
9:30 PM - Saturday, March 10th 2012
CCC's first roast of 2012 - we're going back in time!
Advance Tix - $10 Online
Box Office Tix - $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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- Movie Roast: Hook
@Screenland Theater in The Crossroads
9:30 PM - Friday October 2011
9:30 PM - Saturday, October 8th 2011
It's no stretch that Robin Williams plays a grown up Peter Pan. But, we are surprised that Julia Roberts jumped at the chance to play the smackable sprite, Tinkerbell. Robin Williams should be more afraid of our roasting team than his own shadow.
Advance Tix - $10 Online
Box Office Tix - $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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- Movie Roast: Mission Impossible
@Screenland Theater: The Armour
9:30 PM - Friday, November 18th 2011
9:30 PM - Saturday, November 19th 2011
- An American agent, under false suspicion of disloyalty, must discover and expose the real spy without the help of his organization or his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman. A far cry from Top Gun, Tom must rely on modern 90's technology to get him to survive CCC's roast!
- Movie Roast: You've Got Mail
@Screenland Theater in The Crossroads
9:30 PM - Friday, December 2nd 2011
9:30 PM - Saturday, December 3rd 2011
- Two business rivals hate each other at the office but fall in love over the internet. This movie would be about 20 minutes if they weren't using dial-up. Be sure to delete your Friendster account. For the holidays, CCC is taking on two of America's favorite AOL lovebirds and roasting them into the 21st Century with tweets, Facebook updates and Google+ quips./ul>
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See what other live entertainment goers in Kansas City have to say...
- "Providing continued evidence of Kansas City's improv renaissance..."
-Alan Scherstuhl, The Pitch - "This is a troupe that works for their laughs. The improvisational games are fresh, hip, creative and hysterically funny."
-Kate Egan, KC Stage - "Who assembled this team of SuperFriends!? It's too much I tell you! I can't breathe out my lungs no more!!"
-Jill Bernard, Drum Machine - "...brings the funny like you wouldn't believe... strong, inventive performers."
-Alan Scherstuhl, The Pitch - "That's got to be like, the funniest f!@#ing thing I've ever seen."
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