CCC is kicking off a new year with a never before roasted MUSICAL!  We’re excited to throw Michelle Pfeiffer on the grill with the greasers that she loves.  CCC is putting on a condom on one of the most awkward musical numbers – ever – “Reproduction”!

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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Thanks to everyone who made it out to see our SOLD OUT roast of Home Alone at Screenland at the Crossroads this weekend!  It was a great wrap-up to the year!  Mark your calendars and check out our 2011 Roast Season.  We will be performing at two Screenland locations next year.  One, our old staple home in the Crossroads (1656 Washington, KCMO) and our newest satellite location up north at Screenland Armour (408 Armour Rd., KCMO).

Have a happy holiday season and we look forward to seeing you at Screenland Theaters next year!

Movie Roast: Home Alone
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30 PM – Friday, December 3rd
9:30 PM – Saturday, December 4th

The McCallister family has a hard time keeping track of their children. It’s understandable, so does Brittany Spears. Being outsmarted by an eight year old must make you reconsider your profession of choice as a burglar. Just in time for the holidays, CCC can’t wait to roast some chestnusts and Macaulay Culkin!

Advance Tix – $10
OnlineBox Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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Also!  Those that attend our very special holiday roast of Home Alone will be the first to hear our 2011 Roast Season!  We promise it will be bigger, funnier and with lots more charcoal.

• Movie Roast: New Moon
  
• @Screenland Theatre at Crown Center
  9:30 PM – Friday, November 12th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, November 13th
• We sat through Twilight and we all agree Edward would make a kick-ass disco ball. But, we were just getting started…
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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We don’t know much about politics.  We  especially don’t know how one gets nominated for a slot in the much anticipated “Best Of” publication that the Kansas City Pitch Weekly newspaper prints.  But, we sure are excited to be amongst the finest of the finest in entertainment and culture.  Check out The Pitch this week.  Or, just click HERE to read what theatre critic Alan Sherstuhl had to say

“Catty and cutting masters of well-observed one- liners and in-the-dark timing”

Thanks, Kansas City.  You guys are the best friends a comedy troupe could ever have.

Even after we roasted Kristin Davis from Sex and The City, she’s still excited for us!  Thanks, Kristin!

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• Movie Roast: Fatal Attraction
• @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, October 22nd
  9:30 PM – Saturday, October 23rd
  Sometimes you can like something too much. So much that you want to kill it. We’ll be killing it all night with this late 80′s thriller. It will certainly be an affair to remember!
  Advance Tix – $10 Online
• Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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  Movie Roast: The Breakfast Club
• @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, September 24th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, September 25th
  Is Claire really a fat girl’s name? Does anyone do jumping jacks and cartwheels after they smoke pot? Has this movie aged gracefully? The answer to at least two of those questions is no. Find out which ones as we bust up this gang of teenage misfits in this 80′s classic that’s no where near as good as you remember.
  Advance Tix – $10 Online
• Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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Hey gang! At Screenland’s request, we’re moving our August Movie Roast to Crown Center and we’ll be roasting Sex and The City. More info below.

• Movie Roast: Sex And The City
  @Screenland Theatre at Crown Center
  9:30 PM – Friday, August 20th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, August 21st
• Sex And The City is that hot smart funny girl you knew while she was a TV series that hasn’t aged well. Come help us put the ginger, the priss, the ho and horse in their right place-not on a silver screen-at the end of a punch line.
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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• We’re gonna need a bigger grill… Join as we watch the seminal horror classic: Jaws. If you play it backwards it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. We will be playing it forward and cracking wise. Come join us!

• Movie Roast: Jaws
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, June 11th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, June 12th

• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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In horror movies, real vampires don’t sparkle, and whiney vapid girls are meant for snacking not loving. So “Hold on tight, spidermonkey!” (Actual movie dialogue.) It’s an evening of fresh-roasted puppy-love schmaltz that is going to take this teen/just-pre-menopausal melodrama sensation to all new heights!

@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30 PM – Friday, May 21st
9:30 PM – Saturday, May 22nd

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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