Hey gang! At Screenland’s request, we’re moving our August Movie Roast to Crown Center and we’ll be roasting Sex and The City. More info below.

• Movie Roast: Sex And The City
  @Screenland Theatre at Crown Center
  9:30 PM – Friday, August 20th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, August 21st
• Sex And The City is that hot smart funny girl you knew while she was a TV series that hasn’t aged well. Come help us put the ginger, the priss, the ho and horse in their right place-not on a silver screen-at the end of a punch line.
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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• We’re gonna need a bigger grill… Join as we watch the seminal horror classic: Jaws. If you play it backwards it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. We will be playing it forward and cracking wise. Come join us!

• Movie Roast: Jaws
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, June 11th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, June 12th

• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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In horror movies, real vampires don’t sparkle, and whiney vapid girls are meant for snacking not loving. So “Hold on tight, spidermonkey!” (Actual movie dialogue.) It’s an evening of fresh-roasted puppy-love schmaltz that is going to take this teen/just-pre-menopausal melodrama sensation to all new heights!

@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30 PM – Friday, May 21st
9:30 PM – Saturday, May 22nd

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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Now look: a debatable lazy-eye and a speech impediment is no way to judge whether or not someone can kill you in a fight and Stallone proves it in this 80’s action masterpiece. Witness the birth of a legend all over again as we do anything but contain the mess that is John Rambo’s life. He was just another drifter who broke the law! Sentenced to 93 minutes of hard roasting, son, them’s the brakes…

9:30 PM – Friday, April 9th
9:30 PM – Saturday, April 10th

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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Pretty Woman Movie Roast

I know the poster is ultra-classy, but honestly we’re roasting a movie about a whore falling in love with a guy who has enough cheddar to rent her out for the week, so who cares? And for the record, we know the “gerbilling” thing (disturbing text behind that link) isn’t true; doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious.

What if Cinderella was a whore? Wouldn’t that be sweet? Well it really was sweet in 1990! The ho was Julia Roberts and she met this piggie-eyed guy who had enough money to rent her out for the WHOLE WEEK. You’ll have to see what happens after that. Why not see it with us as we tear this paper-thin plot premise to shreds! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wish Julia Roberts wasn’t so flat-chested.

The details:

• First Show: 9:30PM – Friday, Feb 26th
• Second Show: 9:30PM – Saturday, Feb 27th
• Advance Tix – $10 Buy Online Now
  
• Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
• No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
• Full bar service available
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Saturday Night Fever Movie Roast

Disco trash never looked so good! Come see what happened to John Travolta after The Boy in the Plastic Bubble in his coming out breakout role. He’ll dance the night away and you’ll laugh your ass off in this modern day fairy tale about a boy and his mirror ball.
Movie Roast: Saturday Night Fever
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30PM – Friday, Jan 22nd
9:30PM – Saturday, Jan 23rd
Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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The Body Guard Movie Roast

• Come get a piece of it as we trash Whitney’s career like we’re Bobby Brown. This will be like shooting fish in a Waterworld. AND-Ieeeeeee-e-Ieeeeeee-e-Ieeeeeee will always laugh at you-ooooo-O-ooooo-O-ooooo-O-o-O-o-O-o…
• Movie Roast: The Bodyguard
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9PM – Friday, November 14th
  9PM – Saturday, November 15th
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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Night of The Living Dead Movie Roast

Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiins… This month, the weekend before Halloween, we’re taking it back to the old school (’cause we’re so cool) with the zombie flick that wrote the modern day walking-dead canon. CounterClockwsie Comedy is roasting Night of The Living Dead.

We’ll also be hosting a costume contest before the show! So get all scary-fied, come out and laugh your face off…

• Movie Roast: Night of The Living Dead
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9PM – Friday, October 23rd
  9PM – Saturday, October 24th
• Skip getting mugged at haunted houses in the west bottoms and come have a laugh and a drink with us as we shred the zombie film that started it all. Who says a politically subversive gore-fest can’t be laugh-out-loud hilarious?
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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We just got done with a very short private gig at the East Independence Rotary Club. Awesome crowd, early show. We went on at about 7:40am in a conference room at the Hilton Garden Inn in Independence. We only had until 8:ooam to play, but it was a lot of fun.We managed to squeeze in 3 games; we had 5 ready because I wasn’t sure how much time we’d have. Hopefully we get a private gig or two out of it. That was a fun crowd to play for. Everyone was really complimentary and we handed out a few business cards.

Rotary clubs are local service organizations that span the world. The Independence club website is here: East Independence Rotary Club. It’s pretty sparse right now, but they’re in the middle of a remodel. Keep an eye on their website in the future if you’re looking for a way to help out the comunity in Independence!

Red Carpet

What are you doing on Friday and/or Saturday night this weekend? Does it involve laughing your socks off? Well it does now…

Don’t miss us performing our second round of Red Carpet Improv at The Screenland Theater Crossroads. It’s in the very same space as our movie roasts, but it’s 90 minutes of live comedy with a short intermission. If you’ve never seen an improv show before, it’s all made up on the spot and based on audience suggestions. There’s no script, it’s not staged and what results is a totally unique show made for the audience that’s as spontaneously funny as comedy gets.

Come join us:

• Red Carpet Improv- LIVE Comedy Show!
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9PM June 5th & 6th (Friday & Saturday)
• 90 minutes full of piping hot improvisational comedy, made to order. (Think Who’s Line Is It Anyway? but dirtier, with less Drew Carey and you can buy booze.) Each show is one of kind and created entirely on the spot based on audience suggestions.
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $10 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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