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Professional improvisors, movie-roasters and performers of all-around hysterical live entertainment in Kansas City.

Pretty Woman Movie Roast in February!

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Pretty Woman Movie Roast

Pretty Woman Movie Roast

I know the poster is ultra-classy, but honestly we’re roasting a movie about a whore falling in love with a guy who has enough cheddar to rent her out for the week, so who cares? And for the record, we know the “gerbilling” thing (disturbing text behind that link) isn’t true; doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious.

What if Cinderella was a whore? Wouldn’t that be sweet? Well it really was sweet in 1990! The ho was Julia Roberts and she met this piggie-eyed guy who had enough money to rent her out for the WHOLE WEEK. You’ll have to see what happens after that. Why not see it with us as we tear this paper-thin plot premise to shreds! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wish Julia Roberts wasn’t so flat-chested.

The details:

  • First Show: 9:30PM – Friday, Feb 26th
  • Second Show: 9:30PM – Saturday, Feb 27th
  • Advance Tix – $10 Buy Online Now
  • Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  • No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  • Full bar service available
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January Movie Roast: Saturday Night Fever

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Saturday Night Fever Movie Roast

Saturday Night Fever Movie Roast

Disco trash never looked so good! Come see what happened to John Travolta after The Boy in the Plastic Bubble in his coming out breakout role. He’ll dance the night away and you’ll laugh your ass off in this modern day fairy tale about a boy and his mirror ball.
Movie Roast: Saturday Night Fever
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30PM – Friday, Jan 22nd
9:30PM – Saturday, Jan 23rd
Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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November Movie Roast: The Body Guard

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The Body Guard Movie Roast

The Body Guard Movie Roast

  • Come get a piece of it as we trash Whitney’s career like we’re Bobby Brown. This will be like shooting fish in a Waterworld. AND-Ieeeeeee-e-Ieeeeeee-e-Ieeeeeee will always laugh at you-ooooo-O-ooooo-O-ooooo-O-o-O-o-O-o…
  • Movie RoastThe Bodyguard
    @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
    9PM – Friday, November 14th
    9PM – Saturday, November 15th
  • Advance Tix – $10 Online
    Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
    No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
    Full bar service available
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Halloween Movie Roast: Night of The Living Dead

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Night of The Living Dead Movie Roast

Night of The Living Dead Movie Roast

Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiins… This month, the weekend before Halloween, we’re taking it back to the old school (’cause we’re so cool) with the zombie flick that wrote the modern day walking-dead canon. CounterClockwsie Comedy is roasting Night of The Living Dead.

We’ll also be hosting a costume contest before the show! So get all scary-fied, come out and laugh your face off…

  • Movie RoastNight of The Living Dead
    @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
    9PM – Friday, October 23rd
    9PM – Saturday, October 24th
  • Skip getting mugged at haunted houses in the west bottoms and come have a laugh and a drink with us as we shred the zombie film that started it all. Who says a politically subversive gore-fest can’t be laugh-out-loud hilarious?
  • Advance Tix – $10 Online
    Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
    No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
    Full bar service available
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East Independence Rotary: Mission Accomplished

Filed under: Entertainment, Found Funny, Kansas City, Pets

We just got done with a very short private gig at the East Independence Rotary Club. Awesome crowd, early show. We went on at about 7:40am in a conference room at the Hilton Garden Inn in Independence. We only had until 8:ooam to play, but it was a lot of fun.We managed to squeeze in 3 games; we had 5 ready because I wasn’t sure how much time we’d have. Hopefully we get a private gig or two out of it. That was a fun crowd to play for. Everyone was really complimentary and we handed out a few business cards.

Rotary clubs are local service organizations that span the world. The Independence club website is here: East Independence Rotary Club. It’s pretty sparse right now, but they’re in the middle of a remodel. Keep an eye on their website in the future if you’re looking for a way to help out the comunity in Independence!

Red Carpet Improv This Weekend!

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Red Carpet

Red Carpet

What are you doing on Friday and/or Saturday night this weekend? Does it involve laughing your socks off? Well it does now…

Don’t miss us performing our second round of Red Carpet Improv at The Screenland Theater Crossroads. It’s in the very same space as our movie roasts, but it’s 90 minutes of live comedy with a short intermission. If you’ve never seen an improv show before, it’s all made up on the spot and based on audience suggestions. There’s no script, it’s not staged and what results is a totally unique show made for the audience that’s as spontaneously funny as comedy gets.

Come join us:

  • Red Carpet Improv- LIVE Comedy Show!
    @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
    9PM June 5th & 6th (Friday & Saturday)
  • 90 minutes full of piping hot improvisational comedy, made to order. (Think Who’s Line Is It Anyway? but dirtier, with less Drew Carey and you can buy booze.) Each show is one of kind and created entirely on the spot based on audience suggestions.
  • Advance Tix – $10 Online
    Box Office Tix – $10 at the door
    No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
    Full bar service available
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Jurassic Park Gets Roasted

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Jurassic Park Movie Roast Poster

Jurassic Park Movie Roast Poster

 

  • Movie RoastJurassic Park
    @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
    9:30PM – Friday, May 8th
    7PM & 9:30PM – Saturday, May 9th
  • Come to an island fantasy-land. A land where CCC can finally speak up for a group that has been denied a voice far too long- Velociraptors! Clever girl…
  • Advance Tix – $10 Online
    Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
    No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
    Full bar service available
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CounterClockwise Comedy’s April Movie Roast: Top Gun

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Top Gun Movie Roast

Top Gun Movie Roast

CCC has a missile lock and is taking the shot on Top Gun coming in April. The quintessential 80’s action movie gets roasted by CounterClockwise Comedy in high style on April 10th and 11th. Silhouettes in the dark, shirtless oiled-up volleyball montages set to Kenny Loggins cheese-rock and all 5′7″ of Tom Cruise’s dripping machismo will have no where to hide. It’s going to be a good one.*

Please note that movie times have changed since we’ve added a third show, and tickets are now cheaper if you get them in advance; they go on sale two weeks before the show. (These are both measures to help us keep from turning people away like we did at Karate Kid.)

  • Movie Roast: Top Gun
    @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
    9:30PM – Friday, April 10th
    7PM & 9:30PM – Saturday, April 11th
  • You can be CounterClockwise Comedy’s wing man anytime. Seriously, come play with the boys at flight school and find out who’s the best of the best; find out who is the top penis gun.
  • Advance Tix – $10 Online
    Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
    No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
    Full bar service available
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*[I will personally purchase anyone wearing a flightsuit a beer. -Wade]

KC Newbz Podcast Reviews Our Karate Kid Movie Roast

Filed under: Kansas City, Live Shows, Movie Roasting, Press

KC Newbz – Kansas City’s new-transplants/event-goers/podcasters were at our Karate Kid movie roast and they gave us a great review. (They did, however, call us Kansas City Comedy Club… and they butcher the joke they quote, but what the hey, right?)

You can download the podcast here: KC Newbz – Kansas City Roller Derby & Karate Kid Roast. (iTunes link.) The Karate Kid Review starts at 12:30 into the track.

KC Newbz website is here: KCNewbz.com.

Live Improv in a Kansas City Movie Theater

Filed under: Kansas City, Live Shows, Movie Roasting, Pets

Odeon of Herodes Atticus Amphitheater

Odeon of Herodes Atticus Amphitheater

We had our first live improv show at Screenland Theater Crossroads last weekend. I was pretty nervous about the show, or I should say about the space itself and attendance numbers. I knew the show would be good after our last rehearsal in the space. Improvising makes me pretty nervous anyway. I’ve probably got over a hundred improv shows under my belt now and I could still puke on command about 2 minutes before stage time, but that’s another post…

Being in a brand new space was a little crazy. It’s a movie theater; no stage lights, no backstage, the tech booth was actually the projection room, which is sound proof except for a tiny little window looking out on the theater, and no actual stage was present, although there is stadium seating. (But there is a full bar so who cares, right?) There was a lot of new stuff going on for all the players in this show and the audience as well, to say the least. Once we got in the space I had to think that this how Grecian actors felt, looking up at a well-lit audience. It was a pretty, uh, interesting vibe.

On top of all that, we had no idea how many people would show up. We’ve been selling out the movie roasts, we probably turned 80 people away from the Karate Kid roast. (Which is a problem we’ll be fixing soon, stay tuned.) But we had no clue how many of that audience would show up for improv. As it turns out, about a third.

We had 26 on Friday night, which felt pretty small in that huge room that seats 150. They were, however, one of the most responsive and fun crowds I’ve played for. We had a good show and it was a lot of fun. It was also Tom Lancaster’s first show ever with the troupe. Considering all that he had on his plate, he knocked it out of the park. He was a blast to improvise with. I also personally thought that this was probably the best show I’ve seen Bess have. It was a good night. An interesting note is that it was First Friday in The Crossroads, which is one block East of the theater, and the weather was awesome. It was 68˚. I thought this would help our numbers, but maybe it hurt. Anyway…

On Saturday we had 88 show up, which was awesome. Unfortunately, it overwhelmed the ticketing counter/bar because they hadn’t really staffed up for a crowd after the 26 we had show up Friday night. Because of this, the show started 15 minutes late, which always bothers me, but the crowd seemed OK with it and no one complained. We had another good show all around. I don’t think it topped Friday night, but I was happy with it. It did start raining when we had about 15 minutes left, and I guess Screenland has a thin roof, because you could really hear it. Tommy actually worked it into the scene right when it started and got a big laugh, so we (us and the audience) were all in it together, which is always fun.

I heard lots of complimentary stuff after the show. I should say, I overheard lots of complimentary stuff after the show. I don’t really believe anything anyone tells me to my face about a performance. It’s not that I think I’m surrounded by liars, it’s my own insecurity. Anyway, it was a good weekend of improv. We all had a blast, and so did both audiences.

If you came out to the show, let us know in the comments what you thought about the space, the show; whatever. And thanks for your support! We now have two more months of movie roasting before another improv show, but I bet it will be even better than these last two. Onward and upward…

Upcoming events...

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    • Live Comedy Show - Red Carpet Improv
      @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
      9:00 PM - Friday, March 19th
    • Our Red Carpet Improv Comedy show is a lot like Whose Line is It Anyway? But with less Drew Carey and more bar service. Each show is unscripted and created entirely on the spot from audience suggestions. Come out and laugh with us at a live comedy event custom-tailored for you.
    • Advance Tix - $10 Online
      Box Office Tix - $10 at the door
      No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
      Full bar service available
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    • Movie Roast: Rambo: First Blood
      @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
      9:30 PM - Friday, April 9th
      9:30 PM - Saturday, April 10th
    • Now look: a debatable lazy-eye and a speech impediment is no way to judge whether or not someone can kill you in a fight and Stallone proves it in this 80's action masterpiece. Witness the birth of a legend all over again as we do anything but contain the mess that is John Rambo's life. He was just another drifter who broke the law! Sentenced to 93 minutes of hard roasting, son, them's the brakes...
    • Advance Tix - $10 Online
      Box Office Tix - $12 at the door
      No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
      Full bar service available
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    • Movie Roast: Twilight
      @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
      9:30 PM - Friday, May 21st
      9:30 PM - Saturday, May 22nd
    • In horror movies, real vampires don't sparkle, and whiney-vapid girls are meant for snacking not loving. So "Hold on tight, spidermonkey!" (Actual movie dialogue.) It's an evening of fresh-roasted puppy-love schmaltz that is going to take this teen/just-pre-menopausal melodrama sensation to all new heights!
    • Advance Tix - $10 Online
      Box Office Tix - $12 at the door
      No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
      Full bar service available
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Before you go!

See what other live entertainment goers in Kansas City have to say...

  • "Providing continued evidence of Kansas City's improv renaissance..."
    -Alan Scherstuhl, The Pitch
  • "This is a troupe that works for their laughs. The improvisational games are fresh, hip, creative and hysterically funny."
    -Kate Egan, KC Stage
  • "Who assembled this team of SuperFriends!? It's too much I tell you! I can't breathe out my lungs no more!!"
    -Jill Bernard, Drum Machine
  • "...brings the funny like you wouldn't believe... strong, inventive performers."
    -Alan Scherstuhl, The Pitch
  • "That's got to be like, the funniest f!@#ing thing I've ever seen."
    -A LOUD Blonde Audience Member
    3rd row; 4th from the right
    Summer '08 Show