• Movie Roast: Sex And The City
  @Screenland Theatre at Crown Center
  9:30 PM – Friday, August 20th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, August 21st
• Sex And The City is that hot smart funny girl you knew while she was a TV series that hasn’t aged well. Come help us put the ginger, the priss, the ho and horse in their right place-not on a silver screen-at the end of a punch line.
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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We roasted him while he danced dirty and we can certainly do it while he’s dead. (His character, ya sicko!) Awww… poor Demi and Patrick don’t stand a chance. Bring a pottery wheel and I’ll buy you a drink!

Movie Roast: Ghost
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30 PM – Friday, July 9th
9:30 PM – Saturday, July 10th

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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• We’re gonna need a bigger grill… Join as we watch the seminal horror classic: Jaws. If you play it backwards it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. We will be playing it forward and cracking wise. Come join us!

• Movie Roast: Jaws
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, June 11th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, June 12th

• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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Now look: a debatable lazy-eye and a speech impediment is no way to judge whether or not someone can kill you in a fight and Stallone proves it in this 80’s action masterpiece. Witness the birth of a legend all over again as we do anything but contain the mess that is John Rambo’s life. He was just another drifter who broke the law! Sentenced to 93 minutes of hard roasting, son, them’s the brakes…

9:30 PM – Friday, April 9th
9:30 PM – Saturday, April 10th

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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Pretty Woman Movie Roast

I know the poster is ultra-classy, but honestly we’re roasting a movie about a whore falling in love with a guy who has enough cheddar to rent her out for the week, so who cares? And for the record, we know the “gerbilling” thing (disturbing text behind that link) isn’t true; doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious.

What if Cinderella was a whore? Wouldn’t that be sweet? Well it really was sweet in 1990! The ho was Julia Roberts and she met this piggie-eyed guy who had enough money to rent her out for the WHOLE WEEK. You’ll have to see what happens after that. Why not see it with us as we tear this paper-thin plot premise to shreds! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wish Julia Roberts wasn’t so flat-chested.

The details:

• First Show: 9:30PM – Friday, Feb 26th
• Second Show: 9:30PM – Saturday, Feb 27th
• Advance Tix – $10 Buy Online Now
  
• Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
• No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
• Full bar service available
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Saturday Night Fever Movie Roast

Disco trash never looked so good! Come see what happened to John Travolta after The Boy in the Plastic Bubble in his coming out breakout role. He’ll dance the night away and you’ll laugh your ass off in this modern day fairy tale about a boy and his mirror ball.
Movie Roast: Saturday Night Fever
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30PM – Friday, Jan 22nd
9:30PM – Saturday, Jan 23rd
Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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The Body Guard Movie Roast

• Come get a piece of it as we trash Whitney’s career like we’re Bobby Brown. This will be like shooting fish in a Waterworld. AND-Ieeeeeee-e-Ieeeeeee-e-Ieeeeeee will always laugh at you-ooooo-O-ooooo-O-ooooo-O-o-O-o-O-o…
• Movie Roast: The Bodyguard
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9PM – Friday, November 14th
  9PM – Saturday, November 15th
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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Night of The Living Dead Movie Roast

Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiins… This month, the weekend before Halloween, we’re taking it back to the old school (’cause we’re so cool) with the zombie flick that wrote the modern day walking-dead canon. CounterClockwsie Comedy is roasting Night of The Living Dead.

We’ll also be hosting a costume contest before the show! So get all scary-fied, come out and laugh your face off…

• Movie Roast: Night of The Living Dead
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9PM – Friday, October 23rd
  9PM – Saturday, October 24th
• Skip getting mugged at haunted houses in the west bottoms and come have a laugh and a drink with us as we shred the zombie film that started it all. Who says a politically subversive gore-fest can’t be laugh-out-loud hilarious?
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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An August movie roast? Sounds like we’ll be all wet… on a stage… with a chair… dancing like we’ve never danced before. Come join us as we destroy yet another pop culture icon. There’s an 80’s dance party before the show. Come in 80’s or workout gear (leg warmers, spandex, neon bike shorts, etc…) and get drink discounts at the bar. We certainly will.

• Movie Roast: Flashdance
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:45PM – Friday, August 28th
  7PM & 9:45PM – Saturday, August 29th
• She’s dancing like she’s never danced before! …or will again. Come watch as this maniacal strip-teasing mistress gets rode hard and put up wet by the CounterClockwise Comedy team.
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
  View Map (opens in new window)

Hey gang. We’ve gone and acquired a Riff Trax account, so we can upload our commentary and you guys can download it online. So far, we have our Jurassic Park and Top Gun movie roasts uploaded.

Check out the Top Gun Preview above with Erik, Bess and I doing a little roasting. If you want to download the audio track off the CounterClockwise Comedy account at RiffTrax.com, it’s $1.99. Then you just play it alongside your copy of the movie, a la Pink Floyd and The Wizard of OZ (but with less psychedelics and more laughter). There are detailed instructions in the track itself of where to sync it up with the movie. Let us know how you like it and check out the preview above.