Movie Roast: Home Alone
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30 PM – Friday, December 3rd
9:30 PM – Saturday, December 4th

The McCallister family has a hard time keeping track of their children. It’s understandable, so does Brittany Spears. Being outsmarted by an eight year old must make you reconsider your profession of choice as a burglar. Just in time for the holidays, CCC can’t wait to roast some chestnusts and Macaulay Culkin!

Advance Tix – $10
OnlineBox Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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Also!  Those that attend our very special holiday roast of Home Alone will be the first to hear our 2011 Roast Season!  We promise it will be bigger, funnier and with lots more charcoal.

• Movie Roast: New Moon
  
• @Screenland Theatre at Crown Center
  9:30 PM – Friday, November 12th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, November 13th
• We sat through Twilight and we all agree Edward would make a kick-ass disco ball. But, we were just getting started…
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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• Movie Roast: Fatal Attraction
• @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, October 22nd
  9:30 PM – Saturday, October 23rd
  Sometimes you can like something too much. So much that you want to kill it. We’ll be killing it all night with this late 80′s thriller. It will certainly be an affair to remember!
  Advance Tix – $10 Online
• Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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  Movie Roast: The Breakfast Club
• @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, September 24th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, September 25th
  Is Claire really a fat girl’s name? Does anyone do jumping jacks and cartwheels after they smoke pot? Has this movie aged gracefully? The answer to at least two of those questions is no. Find out which ones as we bust up this gang of teenage misfits in this 80′s classic that’s no where near as good as you remember.
  Advance Tix – $10 Online
• Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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Hey gang! At Screenland’s request, we’re moving our August Movie Roast to Crown Center and we’ll be roasting Sex and The City. More info below.

• Movie Roast: Sex And The City
  @Screenland Theatre at Crown Center
  9:30 PM – Friday, August 20th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, August 21st
• Sex And The City is that hot smart funny girl you knew while she was a TV series that hasn’t aged well. Come help us put the ginger, the priss, the ho and horse in their right place-not on a silver screen-at the end of a punch line.
• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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We roasted him while he danced dirty and we can certainly do it while he’s dead. (His character, ya sicko!) Awww… poor Demi and Patrick don’t stand a chance. Bring a pottery wheel and I’ll buy you a drink!

Movie Roast: Ghost
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30 PM – Friday, July 9th
9:30 PM – Saturday, July 10th

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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• We’re gonna need a bigger grill… Join as we watch the seminal horror classic: Jaws. If you play it backwards it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. We will be playing it forward and cracking wise. Come join us!

• Movie Roast: Jaws
  @Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
  9:30 PM – Friday, June 11th
  9:30 PM – Saturday, June 12th

• Advance Tix – $10 Online
  Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
  No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
  Full bar service available
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Now look: a debatable lazy-eye and a speech impediment is no way to judge whether or not someone can kill you in a fight and Stallone proves it in this 80′s action masterpiece. Witness the birth of a legend all over again as we do anything but contain the mess that is John Rambo’s life. He was just another drifter who broke the law! Sentenced to 93 minutes of hard roasting, son, them’s the brakes…

9:30 PM – Friday, April 9th
9:30 PM – Saturday, April 10th

Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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Pretty Woman Movie Roast

I know the poster is ultra-classy, but honestly we’re roasting a movie about a whore falling in love with a guy who has enough cheddar to rent her out for the week, so who cares? And for the record, we know the “gerbilling” thing (disturbing text behind that link) isn’t true; doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious.

What if Cinderella was a whore? Wouldn’t that be sweet? Well it really was sweet in 1990! The ho was Julia Roberts and she met this piggie-eyed guy who had enough money to rent her out for the WHOLE WEEK. You’ll have to see what happens after that. Why not see it with us as we tear this paper-thin plot premise to shreds! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wish Julia Roberts wasn’t so flat-chested.

The details:

• First Show: 9:30PM – Friday, Feb 26th
• Second Show: 9:30PM – Saturday, Feb 27th
• Advance Tix – $10 Buy Online Now
  
• Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
• No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
• Full bar service available
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Saturday Night Fever Movie Roast

Disco trash never looked so good! Come see what happened to John Travolta after The Boy in the Plastic Bubble in his coming out breakout role. He’ll dance the night away and you’ll laugh your ass off in this modern day fairy tale about a boy and his mirror ball.
Movie Roast: Saturday Night Fever
@Screenland Theatre in The Crossroads
9:30PM – Friday, Jan 22nd
9:30PM – Saturday, Jan 23rd
Advance Tix – $10 Online
Box Office Tix – $12 at the door
No one under 17 in the Theater, Please
Full bar service available
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